
is what I have wanted to say to the many people who have encountered "future buckogirl" in Sydney so far (future buckogirl is what my friends back in Austin call me, how I wish it were true - talk about a get rich scheme). I could blame it on the jet lag, the cold or the language barrier, but even a charitable me would roll her eyes.
I am keeping a list of the stupid things I do / say and for your amusement here is the first of probably heaps more.
Shopping in the produce area of the grocery I noticed a bin near the peppers that had a sign reading "Australian Pride." Naturally curious, I examined the item running a list in my head of all the items it could possibly be. I thought it was a potato, but it was unclear since the bin had an opportunity to be in the potato section that I had already passed over and wasn't. I became excited about the possibility that this could perhaps be some kind of vegetable I have never tried. THOUGHT BUBBLE: Australian Pride, the next soy product for vegetarians, I could cook it in all ways, with different sauces, this must be a miracle vegetable the Aussies are keeping top secret. Just to confirm I had found the holy grail of vegetables, I thought I would double check and ask someone. I walked up to a guy who seemed about my age with the magic veggie in hand, and asked "Um, excuse me, I think this will probably sound like a silly question, but...is this a potato?" The man looked at me, the item and laughed "yes. What did you think it was?" I had to think quick because I didn't want to seem crazy and stupid, so I said "maybe some kind of turnip?"
Cheers to being anonymous, the perfect situation to act a fool. clink.